英语剧本-《不差钱》英文版

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毛毛：  有。
赵本山：表一下决心。
毛毛：  我指定：
　　　　洪湖水，浪打浪，
　　　　长江后浪推前浪，
　　　　一浪更比一浪强，
　　　　把我爹拍在沙滩上！
赵本山：有志向。
小沈阳：哎，来了。
赵本山：来，先把这卤子喝了，这孩子饿了。
毛毛：  爷爷，有点咸了。
赵本山：没事，给她整碗水去。
小沈阳：免费的水，不是？
赵本山：白开水就行。真够抠的。

Uncle Zhao  (to Yadar) Listen here, Yadar. When Mr. Bi from CCTV‘s Starlight Broadway c‘mes, you must show you‘ best, OK? It‘s the best opport‘nity for you‘ own future. Grandpa‘s been preparin‘ you over the past 40-plus years.
Yadar       Grandpa, see how old I am now.
Uncle Zhao  I prepared you‘ daddy for 30 extra years. Though he ain‘t good enough, he‘s the chief of the township‘s cultural center. So you really should outdo him. Can you make it or not?
Yadar       I can.
Uncle Zhao  Swear if you‘re serious.
Yadar       The Yangtze River like the Hong waters rolls on and on,
 Each wave behind higher than the one at the front.
 Young people are born to challenge their elders;
 I‘ll beach my daddy like... like a wrecked old ship.
Uncle Zhao  Good for you / Well said!
(Shenyang enters again.)
Shenyang    Here‘s the sauce for you.
Uncle Zhao  (to Yadar) Eat this, so you won‘t be too hungry.
Yadar       Grandpa, it‘s a bit salty.
Uncle Zhao  (to Shenyang) Fetch her s‘me water to drink.
Shenyang    You mean free water?
Uncle Zhao  Just plain boiled water, you miser.

（毕福剑上）
小沈阳： 哟，你不是那谁吗，你是那个......蒙住了。朱军？！不是朱军。白岩松？！不是。老毕......你是毕老师吗？！
毕福剑：我姓毕。
小沈阳：哎呀我的妈呀，毕老师来了。你咋出来了呢？哎呀我的妈呀，快来人啊，毕老师，一会儿该跑了。
赵本山：干啥，吵吵巴火的，让狼撵了咋的？
小沈阳：毕老师......
赵本山：我知道，这就是我要请的客人。
小沈阳：哎呀我的妈呀，毕老师，你给我照个相呗！
赵本山: 你先等一会儿。刚到是吧？
毕福剑：刚到，刚到。
赵本山：我在这儿等半天了。
毕福剑：你好你好。请问您是......？
赵本山：你找谁？
毕福剑：我找莲花乡文化站站长赵铁柱。
赵本山：找对了，这就是赵铁柱的爹，我是......
毛毛：  赵铁柱是我爹。
赵本山：我是赵铁柱的爹。你不是找爹吗？啊不，找就对了。
毕福剑：爹......不是，我找您儿子。
赵本山：他在乡里等你呢。啊呀，乡里布置得老隆重啊，乡长、书记都在那儿排队等你呢。布一个大厅，完事弄一个大房间，给你弄一个大照片挂中间，周围全是花呀。
毕福剑：老哥，这花都什么颜色？
赵本山：白的、黄的都有啊。很漂亮，真的。老百姓都拿笔等着，等得都哭啊，等你呢。
毕福剑：哭什么？
赵本山：这不激动吗，你去了。来吧，请......
毕福剑：咱去乡里吧。
赵本山：别介，乡里布置我，说先搁铁岭吃一顿，完事上那儿。你看吧。

(Bi Fujian, MC / anchorman of CCTV‘s Starlight Broadway program, enters.)
Shenyang   Why, aren‘t you that one - Zhujun! Oh sorry. Bai Yansong? Oh no. Or a Bi something! Are you Mr. Bi?
CCTV Man  I‘m Bi Fujian.
Shenyang   Come here everyone, it`s Mr. Bi here. (To CCTV Man) Why are you hanging out here, sir? Hurry up! Come here! He can go elsewhere at any minute.
Uncle Zhao  Whut the hell‘s going on? Anythin‘ to be so fussy abut? You‘re being hounded by a wolf?
Shenyang   He‘s Mr. Bi...
Uncle Zhao  I know, an‘ he‘s the guest I‘m honored to keep comp‘ny today.
Shenyang   Gosh, can I have a picture taken with you, Mr. Bi?
Uncle Zhao  (to Shenyang) Wait, wait. (To CCTV Man) Welc‘me, Mr. Bi.
CCTV Man  Nice to meet you.
Uncle Zhao  I‘ve been waitin‘ all this time for you.
CCTV Man  Thanks a lot really. May I have your name please?
Uncle Zhao  Which man did you expect to see?
CCTV Man  I‘m looking for Zhao Tiezhu, chief of Lotus Township‘s cultural center.
Uncle Zhao  You got it. Here‘s his daddy and I‘m...
Yadar       Zhao Tiezhu is my daddy.
Uncle Zhao  An‘ I‘m Tiezhu‘s daddy. Aren‘t you lookin‘ for a dad... I mean it‘s right to be looking my way.
CCTV Man  Hi, daddy... I mean buddy. So where‘s your son?
Uncle Zhao  He‘s at the township waitin‘ for you. Local government officials all lining up, too, to pay their pious respects to you. With enormous care they‘ve prepared a great hall, a big room, with a large photo of you hung in the middle. Flowers all around.
CCTV Man  What‘re the colors of the flowers, buddy?
Uncle Zhao  They‘re all in white and yellow. Lots of folks‘ waiting for you with signature pens in hands, tears spillin‘ all over.
CCTV Man  Why‘s that?
Uncle Zhao  They‘re excited.
CCTV Man  Let‘s go there, then.
Uncle Zhao  The center asked me to feast you here in town first. How abut that?

毕福剑：在这儿吃饭？
赵本山：这是铁岭最贵的，你来吧。
毕福剑：别别，大爷，不，老哥，我在飞机上吃了。
赵本山：那客随主便，好不好？给你怎么安排你就听话，来来。
小沈阳：毕老师，你不给照个相吗？毕老师。
毕福剑：你是男服务员？
小沈阳：嗯哪。
毕福剑：长得挺委婉的。
赵本山：我刚开始来就误会了，你说哪有这打扮，哎呀妈呀。坐，刚到是吧？
毕福剑：刚到，刚到。
赵本山：咱是老乡。
毕福剑：是吗？
赵本山：你不是大连人吗？
毕福剑：对对，大连人。
赵本山：你住哪儿？
毕福间  我住大连老鳖湾。
赵本山：哎呀妈呀，有亲戚，孩子她姥爷也在老鳖湾，也姓毕。
毕福剑：你姥爷叫毕什么？
毛毛：  毕门庭。
毕福剑：你姥爷打麻将肯定是高手。
赵福剑：咋的？
毕福剑：闭门听嘛。
赵本山：正好你叫闭门炮。

CCTV Man  Why here?
Uncle Zhao  Here we‘ve got the best restaurant in Tieling. Do c‘me this way please.
CCTV Man  But I‘ve had my meal on the plane.
Uncle Zhao  You‘re my guest, so please follow my arrangements.
Shenyang    A picture of the two of us, please.
CCTV Man  (to Shenyang) You‘re... a male waiter?
Shenyang    Yup.
CCTV Man   You look awfully, awfully sweet, boy.
Uncle Zhao  I, too, took him to be a woman when I first came. How funny he is dressin‘ up like this? Sit down here. Did you enjoy your trip?
CCTV Man  Yes, quite.
Uncle Zhao  We mus‘ be fellow townsmen.
CCTV Man   Are we?
Uncle Zhao  Ain`t you from Dalian?
CCTV Man  Sure.
Uncle Zhao  Which part?
CCTV Man  Old Turtle Bend.
Uncle Zhao  Where her mummy‘s daddy used to live, too. So we‘re even relatives.
CCTV Man  (to Yadar) What`s his name?
Yadar       Bi Menting.
CCTV Man  Your grandpa must be good at playing mahjong.
Uncle Zhao  Why?
CCTV Man  The name sounds like a mahjong term.
Uncle Zhao  That matches you‘ nickname "Bi Mengpao," as you‘re a mahjong man you‘self.

毕福剑：我叫毕福剑。
赵本山：这也是的，没准儿都......实在......哎呀，这一笑，你看看，多像你姥爷临走那张照片。
毛毛：  爷爷，你快看，不笑更像。
毕福剑：我今儿个躲不开了。
赵本山：孩子这一辈子，跟爷爷不行，就跟姥爷亲。姥爷临走把她哭完了。快认姥爷。

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