英语剧本-《不差钱》英文版

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赵本山：哭啊，丫蛋，在家哭那么快，真完蛋了。
毛毛：  明儿也哭不出来。
赵本山：不跟姥爷有感情吗？来，看姥爷，姥爷照片在这儿。
毛毛：  呜呜，嘻嘻，嘻嘻。
赵本山：完蛋了，笑什么！
毛毛：  太有了意思了，哪照片呀这。
毕福剑：不说了，不说了。才艺很不错，唱得很不错。

Yadar       (starting to sing)
            "Ah, who brings here the earnest call of remote antiquity?
            Ah, who leaves behind the expectations of the millennium?"
Uncle Zhao  Skip the middle part and move on to the final climax. (Trying to imitate) Yo-la-la. See?
Yadar       "...That‘s Qinghai-Tibetan / Qingzang Plateau,
　　　　　　The highland of my soul!"
CCTV Man  What a high pitch you‘ve got for your age.
Uncle Zhao  Push higher up. Like this.
Yadar       Grandpa, the sauce‘s hurt my voice a bit.
(Shenyang giggles again)
CCTV Man  (to Yadar) That‘s enough.
Uncle Zhao  Next, the game of ravin‘ in tears after the show.
CCTV Man  Wait a minute.
Uncle Zhao  Gabbling between sobs.
CCTV Man  What exactly?
Uncle Zhao  Like "I‘m from a poor family an‘ life‘s been extra hard for me."
CCTV Man  Not that yet. Hold it off till after she‘s got an award in Beijing. The Starlight Broadway‘s about what people actually experience in real life. They‘re not supposed to act things out beforehand.
Uncle Zhao  See whut support she‘s got an‘ how truly marvelous she is at singin‘? It‘d be funny if she goes there without winnin‘! With you her grandpa here, I‘ve got nothin‘ to worry about. (To Yadar) C‘me on, Yadar. Show Grandpa Bi how you cry. (Back to CCTV Man) The girl‘s fantastic. You only count to t‘ree and she‘ll sure break down. (Back to Yadar) One, two, t‘ree - cry!
Yadar       I can‘t.
Uncle Zhao  Jus‘ do it, Yadar. You bring tears to you‘ eyes damn‘ fast back home.
Yadar       Even by daybreak tomorrow I still won‘t make it.
Uncle Zhao  Ain‘t you love your dead grandpa? Look, his photo‘s right here.
(Yadar tries to cry out but laughs instead)
Uncle Zhao  That‘s gonna finish me! Why the hell are you sniggering, Yadar?
Yadar       It`s so funny... what kind of a photo is that?
CCTV Man  (to Uncle Zhao) Be patient, buddy. (To Yadar) Remarkable talent and truly impressive delivery.

小沈阳：这就不错啊？哎呀妈呀，这样能上的话，我也能上。
赵本山：往哪上啊你！快上菜去。
小沈阳：我上《星光大道》呗。
赵本山：上啥大道？你上炕都费劲。
小沈阳：毕老师好不容易来一回，让我展示一下，我也会唱。
赵本山：哪有时间听。知道吗？这都艺术圈的事，你一个服务员，唱啥唱啊？
小沈阳：你让我唱一个呗。
赵本山：不让你唱。
小沈阳：不让我唱，我就不给你上菜。
赵本山：你不给我上菜，我找你老板去。
赵本山：你找我老板，我把你交代我的事说出来。
赵本山：你要说......他指定比唱的好。
毕福剑：你还是说，还是自报家门。
小沈阳：其实，毕老师，我的命运(敏感词语)跟她是一样的，我也有一个姓毕的姥爷。
赵本山：你拉倒吧，用不着，别套了，你该唱唱你的。你闹心不闹心！
毕福剑：好了，不打断，不打断。小伙子，你会点什么呢？
小沈阳：我会模仿秀。
毕福剑：模仿谁？
小沈阳：模仿刘欢老师。
毕福剑：刘欢老师那一出？
小沈阳：《我和你》。

Shenyang   Do you call that remarkable? If she can go there, so can I.
Uncle Zhao  Where to?
Shenyang   To the Starlight Broadway.
Uncle Zhao  Creep way back to you‘ stinkin‘ brick bed!
Shenyang   Since Mr. Bi‘s here, please give me a chance to try. I can sing, too.
Uncle Zhao  Who‘s got the time to listen? Whut‘s more, whut do you know about matters of art? A waiter‘s a waiter, after all.
Shenyang    Let me sing.
Uncle Zhao  Nope.
Shenyang    If you don‘t let me sing, I won‘t serve you the meal.
Uncle Zhao  If you don‘t serve me the meal, I‘ll get you‘ boss here.
Shenyang    If you get my boss here, I‘ll speak to him about what‘s up your sleeves.
Uncle Zhao  If you speak... I know you speak better than you sing.
CCTV Man  (to Shenyang) Well, say something about yourself first.
Shenyang    I share a similar fate with her, with a grandpa by the same family name of Bi.
Uncle Zhao  Whut‘s wrong with you, tryin‘ to curry favor like this? Sing your stupid song, or go an‘ suck you‘ mom.
CCTV Man  Please don‘t interrupt him. What‘re you good at, young man?
Shenyang    I can do a mock show.
CCTV Man  Whom can you mock?
Shenyang    Mr. Liu Huan.
CCTV Man  Which song of his?
Shenyang   "You and Me."

赵本山：你自个儿唱，这刚下飞机，累这样，跟你唱？
毕福剑：不是他和我唱。
赵本山：搁我更不唱了。
毕福剑：老哥，跟你解释一下，这是一首歌的名儿，叫"我和你"。
小沈阳：我给毕老师唱一个。嗯哼哼哼。
       "我和你，心连心，
　　　　同住地球......"。
　　　　哎呀妈呀，我把唱词给忘了好像。
赵本山：拉倒吧，你唱跑偏了，你这裤子就穿跑偏了，你就是个跑偏的人。
小沈阳：激动啦。
赵本山：你上菜去吧。
小沈阳：我再重唱一个吧。毕老师，我再重唱一个行吗？
赵本山：唱啥？
小沈阳：我唱个刀郎的吧。
赵本山：拉倒吧，你唱个屎壳郎的吧。
毕福剑：老哥，"刀郎"不是一个昆虫的名字，它是一个人名儿，叫刀郎。歌手的名字。
小沈阳：刀郎的声音是沧桑的感觉。
       "2002年的第一场雪，
　　　　比以往时候来得更晚些......"
毕福剑：你再来一个。你还会唱谁的？
小沈阳：我还会唱《星光大道》走出的那个阿宝。
毕福剑：阿宝的嗓门可高。
小沈阳：接下来，我给毕老师唱一个陕北民歌，"山丹丹开花红艳艳"。
　　    "山丹丹的那个开花哟，
　　　　红咯艳艳咯鲜。
　　    毛主席呀领导咱们打江山，
　　    毛主席呀领导咱......"
　　　　起高了！

Uncle Zhao  Do it alone, won‘t you? Mr. Bi‘s tired from his trip. How can he sing with you!
CCTV Man  No, not me.
Uncle Zhao  Me, then? No way.
CCTV Man  "You and Me," you see, is a song‘s name.
Shenyang    Now I‘ll try. Mm-hum-hum... (Starts to sing)
　　　　　　"You and me, from one world,
　　　　　　We are family... "
　　　　　　Did I lose my words? What a shame!
Uncle Zhao  You‘ve lost you‘ tune. Say, whut mock show is this? It‘s more like a monkey show. Look at that empty trouser.
Shenyang    Just too excited.
Uncle Zhao  Go get the food.
Shenyang    Can I try another song? Oh please, Mr. Bi.
Uncle Zhao  Which one?
Shenyang    The song by Daolang, a Chinese pop singer as counter-cultural as the British Beatles.
Uncle Zhao  Pooh, a dung beetle song it‘s gonna be.
CCTV Man  Beatles is the name of a rock group, not that of an insect.
Shenyang   Daolang‘s voice is bleak and desolate. (Starts to sing)

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